Funny Slogans

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

 

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

 

Dear math grow up and solve your Problems

Dear math grow up and solve your Problems

 

It is not Cheating, it’s a team work

It is not Cheating, it’s a team work

 

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

 

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

 

Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly

Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly

 

No one ever says, “It’s only a game“ When their team is winning

No one ever says, “It’s only a game“ When their team is winning

 

Cool people don’t need to go to school

Cool people don’t need to go to school

 

Don’t do drugs, Alcohol is effective

Don’t do drugs, Alcohol is effective

 

Potty like a rock star

Potty like a rock star

 

Behind every Great man is a woman rolling her eyes

Behind every Great man is a woman rolling her eyes

 

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

 

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

 

Be Honest with Yourself: Leave the Lying to Others

Be Honest with Yourself: Leave the Lying to Others

 

If your feet smells and your nose run, I’m pretty sure you were built upside down

If your feet smells and your nose run, I’m pretty sure you were built upside down

 

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go