Funny Slogans

Learn from others mistakes; don’t have others learn from you

Learn from others mistakes; don’t have others learn from you

 

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check

 

Be alert, your wife needs you

Be alert, your wife needs you

 

I’m 35% funny & 75% bad at Math

I’m 35% funny & 75% bad at Math

 

Stop! School ahead

Stop! School ahead

 

People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

 

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

 

Without school it’s really hard to know what day it is

Without school it’s really hard to know what day it is

 

Facebook: We know more about you than the FBI

Facebook: We know more about you than the FBI

 

Shortcuts cut life short

Shortcuts cut life short

 

Eat smart, Don’t fart

Eat smart, Don’t fart

 

Drugs, because life is supposed to suck

Drugs, because life is supposed to suck

 

Fat free is the way to be

Fat free is the way to be

 

An onion a day keeps everyone away

An onion a day keeps everyone away

 

Everything is funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh

Everything is funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh

 

High school looks so much cooler on TV

High school looks so much cooler on TV

 

Math, mental abuse to humans

Math, mental abuse to humans

 

Don’t Drink and Drive, You might hit a bump and spill something

Don’t Drink and Drive, You might hit a bump and spill something

 

I am on a VODKA diet!

I am on a VODKA diet!

 

School: Seven crappy hours of our life

School: Seven crappy hours of our life

 

Save the planet, we have nowhere else to go!

Save the planet, we have nowhere else to go!

 

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

 

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

 

Pretending to concentrate in class so the teacher won’t ask you a question

Pretending to concentrate in class so the teacher won’t ask you a question

 

Your mouth is a key of your health

Your mouth is a key of your health

 

Save water & drink champagne

Save water & drink champagne

 

Keep the Earth clean not only your bed

Keep the Earth clean not only your bed

 

Go Green, There is no Planet B

Go Green, There is no Planet B

 

Don’t Funk With Mother Nature

Don’t Funk With Mother Nature

 

I’m a Virgin

I’m a Virgin