I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode
I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly

No one ever says, “It’s only a game“ When their team is winning

Behind every Great man is a woman rolling her eyes

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

Be Honest with Yourself: Leave the Lying to Others

If your feet smells and your nose run, I’m pretty sure you were built upside down

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go
